Yeah, I'm single.  Yeah, I've never been married.  Yeah, I have two kids (with two different dads no less).  and... YEAH, I'm HAPPY!

My kids have never been through a "divorce".  My kids have never been fought over in court.  My kids have never been used as a weapon by one parent against another.  They are happy, healthy, engaged, and full of life and love.

YOU BETCHA, I'M HAPPY!